Sunday, October 12, 2008
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Thomas, the Pregnant Man
I saw this news story today.
Here is my Top Ten list of Most Disturbing Things About That Story
10. The fact that a woman is pregnant is called a "miracle." That's playing a little fast and loose with a word that actually means something.
9. The description of the, ahem, magical moment.
8. The fact that "their marriage is legal and he is recognized under state law as a man."
7. How the little girl is going to be "daddy's little princess."
6. The misuse of the pronoun "his" throughout the entire story, e.g. "ultrasound showing the baby in his womb"
5. When the obstetrician refers to this as a "normal" pregnancy. I'm sorry. There ain't nothing normal about this pregnancy.
4. Oprah. Period.
3. The statement "If we have to, we'll go hide" that implies that they don't believe they should be in hiding.
2. This situation falling into the camp of "diversity."
And the number One Most Disturbing Thing About That Story:
1. The phrase "removed his Fallopian tubes"
Here is my Top Ten list of Most Disturbing Things About That Story
10. The fact that a woman is pregnant is called a "miracle." That's playing a little fast and loose with a word that actually means something.
9. The description of the, ahem, magical moment.
8. The fact that "their marriage is legal and he is recognized under state law as a man."
7. How the little girl is going to be "daddy's little princess."
6. The misuse of the pronoun "his" throughout the entire story, e.g. "ultrasound showing the baby in his womb"
5. When the obstetrician refers to this as a "normal" pregnancy. I'm sorry. There ain't nothing normal about this pregnancy.
4. Oprah. Period.
3. The statement "If we have to, we'll go hide" that implies that they don't believe they should be in hiding.
2. This situation falling into the camp of "diversity."
And the number One Most Disturbing Thing About That Story:
1. The phrase "removed his Fallopian tubes"
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Pontification
It seems to me that, if you are the cause of a problem, the easiest way out is to blame somebody else. This must be the natural skill of a politician.
http://biz.yahoo.com/rb/080331/usa_oil_congress.html?.v=2
http://biz.yahoo.com/rb/080331/usa_oil_congress.html?.v=2
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Monday, March 17, 2008
The Hillary Rap
After reading the "poem" post, it sounded a lot like a rap song. So, I juiced up the lyrics and set the whole thing to music. Enjoy.
Friday, March 14, 2008
Hillary, You My Girl
a poem by JFB
Eight years ago, we lost our Democrat.
Been askin ever since, "Where the party at?"
Bush stole from Gore, then he stole from me.
Gave my money to his friends, you see?
Then Cheney came by and shot my dad,
Burned my clothes, and took my ride.
Thank you Hill, for bein' out there,
Showin' concern, we know you care.
Got a 11-point plan to fix our pain,
Put the guv-ment in charge of everythang.
My health-care? I want it socialized!
War in Iraq? You know Bush lied!
I'll dial you up, "Pay off my loan,
But I can't say much, Bush tapped my phone."
Thank you Hill, for bein' out there,
Showin' concern, we know you care.
Eight years ago, we lost our Democrat.
Been askin ever since, "Where the party at?"
Bush stole from Gore, then he stole from me.
Gave my money to his friends, you see?
Then Cheney came by and shot my dad,
Burned my clothes, and took my ride.
Thank you Hill, for bein' out there,
Showin' concern, we know you care.
Got a 11-point plan to fix our pain,
Put the guv-ment in charge of everythang.
My health-care? I want it socialized!
War in Iraq? You know Bush lied!
I'll dial you up, "Pay off my loan,
But I can't say much, Bush tapped my phone."
Thank you Hill, for bein' out there,
Showin' concern, we know you care.
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